RANDOM PRUNES TALKING
Prune1: Hello and welcome to the Dating Game. Today our contestant is Ms. Nerma Pertle from Waskaga, Missouri. Welcome to our show.
Prune2: This is outrageous! If my daughter is truly the only virgin in the kingdom...

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God help me, I wrote a skit. I don't know when was the last time I did this, but it was "The Creul Skit" I wrote after Prune Bran died, so maybe that was 1994 or something. But I had to write this as it was driving me NUTS.

Desert Island

( Scene opens to generic light social party... )

Oh, this is bad. I was going through some of my stuff, and a faded piece of construction paper poked out from under a stack of old program books. I pulled it out, and it actually tore in half. I looked at the printing on the paper, and in the faded text done from a 9-pin printer, the ink barely legible, I was shocked I still had this old thing ( Read more... )

Poll Running an anime con

I forgot why I wrote this e-mail, like over 6 years ago, but I should mention that the "Humping Giraffes" joke was inspired from Prune Bran, c. 1989-1993, from the skit "National Perversion Test" (I think). It is probably the fault of dptwisted or badmagic. I found it in an old e-mail folder, and decided to post it.

I got my first taste of comedy from my mother, I guess. When she was sober and more with it, she had a silly streak in her. My father didn't care for it much, but he tolerated it; his style was more physical comedy where things hurt people. My childhood friend Neal really did a lot to influence my comedy. Neal got me hooked on a lot of stand-up ( Read more... )